Day 1: The "Respawn Routine" - 30-minute workouts that fit between gaming sessions
Day 2: "Macro Matchmaking" - Eat pizza, burgers & energy drinks while getting shredded
Day 3: "XP Tracker System" - Gamify your fitness like leveling up a character
Day 4: "Gym Anxiety Killer" - Never feel like a noob at the gym again
Day 5: "Party-Up Protocol" - Why going solo kills your gains (and how to fix it)
BONUS: GigaChad Meal Vault (10 high-protein recipes that taste like cheat meals)